this tour is cursed! the boys don't buy it, but it's true. i think someone put a voodoo spell on that rock in columbus. ever since we've had bad luck. attempted burglary, no window, van break downs, our merch still hasn't shown up, max's suitcase was stolen last night, our window mysteriously imploded on itself this morning, and the rock n roll hall of lame closed early so we couldn't go! it's been rough, but luckily we all have a good sense of humor and no one's a complainer. that's the worst. it is freezing in the van with no window!

detroit was a blast! we stayed at malissa's place there. the whole house is amazing, and kinda reminds me of my old place in nashville. john and i stayed in the keith moon room. it's badass. filled with pictures of the who and the union jack. malissa is on tour with us, helping us drive and selling merch. she's rad, so be sure to say hi to her at the shows and buy merch from her if we ever get any!!!!!

anyway, we went and ate a very late breakfast at slow's with her friend rob. it was great soul food, and pretty good bbq for the midwest. then we met up with all the boys and bowled at the venue. the show was fun, and yes, i did beat up a dude. he was being a dick and heckling us the whole time. it was pissing off john and max especially. i poured a bottle of water on him, but he wouldn't quit. i told all the boys to just ignore him, and we were having a lot of fun on stage. unfortunately, dude fucked up during the last song by flicking lit cigarettes at me. not cool. i kicked his ass, there was blood, and everyone at the show cheered because he sucked. even his roommate was putting him down after the show. dude was asking for it the whole show, and he seemed pretty pleased when it was over. i guess he got what he wanted?
chicago was last night and our first day on tour with islands. we got to hang with some old friends, and my parents happened to be in town. max's suitcase was stolen though, which is a huge bummer. he had a pretty great 70's bob dylan shirt in there that is now gone. it is no longer halloween everyday with max's wardrobe! he does have the greatest hits of wall street business man in the 80s, used car salesman, and texas oilman/cowboy. we are accepting donations at the shows! you can drop off clothes with malissa at the merch table! a moment of silence please for max's stolen wardrobe.